Ma aur Su returns

Why did Su accuse Ma of being gay on the second Sunday of May???

Bcos guys all over the campus were shouting on their cellphones ... "I love u Ma"

Ma aur Su

Once our secret reporter in SIBM heard Su singing a love song for a special sumone in Hindi (can u believe it!!!!)

Guess which song was it????

"Tujhe Sab hai pata, hai na ............. Ma"

Aise aadmi ko kya kehte hai, jo Chaand ko bhi Hila ke rakh de?

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Chandra-Shaker :D

The Bahuguna Chrinocles

Breaking News:

Ms. Tanya Bahuguna had a minor accident few days back. She slipped and hurt her finger.

And in that moment of despair she shouted, "Why God? Why? Why always me?".

To this there was an Aakashwani, which said, "Bahuguna, yeh tumhare Bahu Gunahon ki saza hai".

Ande Ka Funda

*Alert: Please don't kill me for that*

What will you say when a hen going for Potty also accidentally lays an egg?

Well, its simple, Gu-Anda, i mean Gunda.

And now if the Egg has a mole then what will you call it?

A-Mole Gunda or simply Amol Gunda.

Wong and his cousin

Well, not many of you will be knowing but Wong has a cousin who, till no lived in London, has come back to India and joined a new school.

So yesterday when Wong went to meet him at his place, he found him scrambling through dictionaries, so he asked, "What happened boy, what are you up to?".

Cousin said, "Nothing much, just that the hindi teacher asked for an essay on diet, and am trying to find what's 'Wheat' called in hindi".

Wong smiles and says, "GayHun".