Ma aur Su returns

Why did Su accuse Ma of being gay on the second Sunday of May???

Bcos guys all over the campus were shouting on their cellphones ... "I love u Ma"

The Bahuguna Chrinocles

Breaking News:

Ms. Tanya Bahuguna had a minor accident few days back. She slipped and hurt her finger.

And in that moment of despair she shouted, "Why God? Why? Why always me?".

To this there was an Aakashwani, which said, "Bahuguna, yeh tumhare Bahu Gunahon ki saza hai".

Ande Ka Funda

*Alert: Please don't kill me for that*

What will you say when a hen going for Potty also accidentally lays an egg?

Well, its simple, Gu-Anda, i mean Gunda.

And now if the Egg has a mole then what will you call it?

A-Mole Gunda or simply Amol Gunda.

Wong and his cousin

Well, not many of you will be knowing but Wong has a cousin who, till no lived in London, has come back to India and joined a new school.

So yesterday when Wong went to meet him at his place, he found him scrambling through dictionaries, so he asked, "What happened boy, what are you up to?".

Cousin said, "Nothing much, just that the hindi teacher asked for an essay on diet, and am trying to find what's 'Wheat' called in hindi".

Wong smiles and says, "GayHun".

The Cricket Connection

If Hansie Cronje had ben Bangali, what would he be called?
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He would be called HansieDa....i mean Hansda.

The Dialogue

Imagine Konika n Fiona talking each other. Ahh..its not that hard to imagine, just think of a CR meeting.
Ok, so what would you call that?
A one way communication.
A two way communication.
A dialogue.
or What?
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Still wondering..eh?
Ok. If we take Fiona as one (hindi main Ek).
Then Konika surly can be taken as Dedh...yeah dedh..struggling with hindi eh? its 1.5.
Now Ek aur Dedh bane Dhai..
Toh yeh dono hue "Dhai log"...err Dhailog...i mean Dialogue.

I will qive u a quo...

Mrs. Vade Vade ki Godh itne saalo ke shaadi ke baad bhi ab tak Sooni kyon hai?????????


Batao Batao ..................


Kyunki Vade Vade ke paas "Chhatri" humesha hota hai..

Kuldeep da Piyo

We all know Raghav Chhabra.
So imagine he gets married and has a child named Kuldeep.
What do we call him?
Kuldeep Chhabra...eh?
Hmm..
or K. Chhabra..
Hmm..
Now imagine spelling his name in Hindi
it becomes... क. छाब्बरा
What!!
क. छाब्बरा
कछा ब्बरा
ahh...कछा बरा

So it begins

Well, as a tribute the first joke goes for Nakul and mind you it won't be the last.

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Now, guess what! Nakul gets married. Yeah he will some day, I hope so. What happens is that his wife gets very irritated by his great bowel movements, as they were taking a lot of time off their honeymoon period

So she goes and consults an Astrologist, who then suggests a name change.
Guess what does he suggests!

He suggests to change the surname from Banga to Bangu.