Why did Su accuse Ma of being gay on the second Sunday of May???
Bcos guys all over the campus were shouting on their cellphones ... "I love u Ma"
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Ma aur Su
Once our secret reporter in SIBM heard Su singing a love song for a special sumone in Hindi (can u believe it!!!!)
Guess which song was it????
"Tujhe Sab hai pata, hai na ............. Ma"
Guess which song was it????
"Tujhe Sab hai pata, hai na ............. Ma"
Monday, May 11, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Bahuguna Chrinocles
Breaking News:
Ms. Tanya Bahuguna had a minor accident few days back. She slipped and hurt her finger.
And in that moment of despair she shouted, "Why God? Why? Why always me?".
To this there was an Aakashwani, which said, "Bahuguna, yeh tumhare Bahu Gunahon ki saza hai".
Ms. Tanya Bahuguna had a minor accident few days back. She slipped and hurt her finger.
And in that moment of despair she shouted, "Why God? Why? Why always me?".
To this there was an Aakashwani, which said, "Bahuguna, yeh tumhare Bahu Gunahon ki saza hai".
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Ande Ka Funda
*Alert: Please don't kill me for that*
What will you say when a hen going for Potty also accidentally lays an egg?
Well, its simple, Gu-Anda, i mean Gunda.
And now if the Egg has a mole then what will you call it?
A-Mole Gunda or simply Amol Gunda.
What will you say when a hen going for Potty also accidentally lays an egg?
Well, its simple, Gu-Anda, i mean Gunda.
And now if the Egg has a mole then what will you call it?
A-Mole Gunda or simply Amol Gunda.
Wong and his cousin
Well, not many of you will be knowing but Wong has a cousin who, till no lived in London, has come back to India and joined a new school.
So yesterday when Wong went to meet him at his place, he found him scrambling through dictionaries, so he asked, "What happened boy, what are you up to?".
Cousin said, "Nothing much, just that the hindi teacher asked for an essay on diet, and am trying to find what's 'Wheat' called in hindi".
Wong smiles and says, "GayHun".
So yesterday when Wong went to meet him at his place, he found him scrambling through dictionaries, so he asked, "What happened boy, what are you up to?".
Cousin said, "Nothing much, just that the hindi teacher asked for an essay on diet, and am trying to find what's 'Wheat' called in hindi".
Wong smiles and says, "GayHun".
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Blogger n Ajgar !
Q. What is the similarity between a blogger and a snake (specifically an Ajgar) who has swallowed
a Business law book ??
A. They both have similar sounding names:
Blogger n 'B.Law-gar' !!
(Got it or not :D)
a Business law book ??
A. They both have similar sounding names:
Blogger n 'B.Law-gar' !!
(Got it or not :D)
Nakul learns Excel
Q. What would Nakul call learning MS-excel in the month of February ?
A. Excellent
PS- Feb is the month of Lent !! :P
A. Excellent
PS- Feb is the month of Lent !! :P
Friday, April 24, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
The Cricket Connection
If Hansie Cronje had ben Bangali, what would he be called?
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He would be called HansieDa....i mean Hansda.
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He would be called HansieDa....i mean Hansda.
Lappy Jokes
What is the art of maintaining laptops called?
A) Vostro-shastra
What is the event of your laptop being stolen called?
A) Vostro-haran
What is the most favourite movie of frustrated Laptop users?
A) Dell to pagal hai
What do Dell salesmen tell their wives at night?
A) Hum Dell de chuke sanam
A) Vostro-shastra
What is the event of your laptop being stolen called?
A) Vostro-haran
What is the most favourite movie of frustrated Laptop users?
A) Dell to pagal hai
What do Dell salesmen tell their wives at night?
A) Hum Dell de chuke sanam
Chaminda Vaas Jokes
Q: What do you call it when Chaminda Vaas practices wizardry?
A: Vaas-tu Shaastra.
Q: What do you call it when he speaks utter nonsense?
A: Bak-Vaas.
Q: Is he present tense or past tense?
A: Past tense... Coz Chaminda 'Vaas' (Was)
Q: What does he use when he has dry skin?
A: Vaas-eline.
Q: What's it called when he gets horny?
A: Vaas-na
Q: What does he become when you stick a few flowers up his a**?
A: A flower-Vaas
Q: What happens to him when he dies?
A: Swarg-Vaas
Finally a poem dedicated to him...
Once a guy named Chaminda Vaas
Went to town riding a horse
The animal became horny
What followed was a bit corny
And Chammy came back with a sore a*se!
A: Vaas-tu Shaastra.
Q: What do you call it when he speaks utter nonsense?
A: Bak-Vaas.
Q: Is he present tense or past tense?
A: Past tense... Coz Chaminda 'Vaas' (Was)
Q: What does he use when he has dry skin?
A: Vaas-eline.
Q: What's it called when he gets horny?
A: Vaas-na
Q: What does he become when you stick a few flowers up his a**?
A: A flower-Vaas
Q: What happens to him when he dies?
A: Swarg-Vaas
Finally a poem dedicated to him...
Once a guy named Chaminda Vaas
Went to town riding a horse
The animal became horny
What followed was a bit corny
And Chammy came back with a sore a*se!
Monday, April 20, 2009
The Cap-tivating Joke
Say you have a Kin,
Who' very thin,
And he has a cap,
What's the cap called?
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Well...well...its the thin-kin(g) cap
Voila!
Who' very thin,
And he has a cap,
What's the cap called?
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Well...well...its the thin-kin(g) cap
Voila!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
The Dialogue
Imagine Konika n Fiona talking each other. Ahh..its not that hard to imagine, just think of a CR meeting.
Ok, so what would you call that?
A one way communication.
A two way communication.
A dialogue.
or What?
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Still wondering..eh?
Ok. If we take Fiona as one (hindi main Ek).
Then Konika surly can be taken as Dedh...yeah dedh..struggling with hindi eh? its 1.5.
Now Ek aur Dedh bane Dhai..
Toh yeh dono hue "Dhai log"...err Dhailog...i mean Dialogue.
Ok, so what would you call that?
A one way communication.
A two way communication.
A dialogue.
or What?
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Still wondering..eh?
Ok. If we take Fiona as one (hindi main Ek).
Then Konika surly can be taken as Dedh...yeah dedh..struggling with hindi eh? its 1.5.
Now Ek aur Dedh bane Dhai..
Toh yeh dono hue "Dhai log"...err Dhailog...i mean Dialogue.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I will qive u a quo...
Mrs. Vade Vade ki Godh itne saalo ke shaadi ke baad bhi ab tak Sooni kyon hai?????????
Batao Batao ..................
Kyunki Vade Vade ke paas "Chhatri" humesha hota hai..
Batao Batao ..................
Kyunki Vade Vade ke paas "Chhatri" humesha hota hai..
Oye PJ means pappe da joke
Once Sardarji was lying on a beach chair in Goa when a friendly neighbourhood Goanese asked him, "Cha Man! Relaxing Huh?"
Pappaji got enraged, stood on his chair and bellowed,
"Oye Khottya! Ntire of da Punjaab knows I am Kartaar Singh, not Relak Singh!"
Bolo Ta ra ra ra!!!
Pappaji got enraged, stood on his chair and bellowed,
"Oye Khottya! Ntire of da Punjaab knows I am Kartaar Singh, not Relak Singh!"
Bolo Ta ra ra ra!!!
Kuldeep da Piyo
We all know Raghav Chhabra.
So imagine he gets married and has a child named Kuldeep.
What do we call him?
Kuldeep Chhabra...eh?
Hmm..
or K. Chhabra..
Hmm..
Now imagine spelling his name in Hindi
it becomes... क. छाब्बरा
What!!
क. छाब्बरा
कछा ब्बरा
ahh...कछा बरा
So imagine he gets married and has a child named Kuldeep.
What do we call him?
Kuldeep Chhabra...eh?
Hmm..
or K. Chhabra..
Hmm..
Now imagine spelling his name in Hindi
it becomes... क. छाब्बरा
What!!
क. छाब्बरा
कछा ब्बरा
ahh...कछा बरा
So it begins
Well, as a tribute the first joke goes for Nakul and mind you it won't be the last.
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Now, guess what! Nakul gets married. Yeah he will some day, I hope so. What happens is that his wife gets very irritated by his great bowel movements, as they were taking a lot of time off their honeymoon period
So she goes and consults an Astrologist, who then suggests a name change.
Guess what does he suggests!
He suggests to change the surname from Banga to Bangu.
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Now, guess what! Nakul gets married. Yeah he will some day, I hope so. What happens is that his wife gets very irritated by his great bowel movements, as they were taking a lot of time off their honeymoon period
So she goes and consults an Astrologist, who then suggests a name change.
Guess what does he suggests!
He suggests to change the surname from Banga to Bangu.
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