Q: What do you call it when Chaminda Vaas practices wizardry?
A: Vaas-tu Shaastra.
Q: What do you call it when he speaks utter nonsense?
A: Bak-Vaas.
Q: Is he present tense or past tense?
A: Past tense... Coz Chaminda 'Vaas' (Was)
Q: What does he use when he has dry skin?
A: Vaas-eline.
Q: What's it called when he gets horny?
A: Vaas-na
Q: What does he become when you stick a few flowers up his a**?
A: A flower-Vaas
Q: What happens to him when he dies?
A: Swarg-Vaas
Finally a poem dedicated to him...
Once a guy named Chaminda Vaas
Went to town riding a horse
The animal became horny
What followed was a bit corny
And Chammy came back with a sore a*se!
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:D ur SIBMs Pj hero subbu.
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