Don't Panic

PS: This was done for FS, but never got used.

For all SIBM chicken lovers

Blogger n Ajgar !

Q. What is the similarity between a blogger and a snake (specifically an Ajgar) who has swallowed

a Business law book ??


A. They both have similar sounding names:

Blogger n 'B.Law-gar' !!

(Got it or not :D)

Nakul learns Excel

Q. What would Nakul call learning MS-excel in the month of February ?

A. Excellent

PS- Feb is the month of Lent !! :P

A sexually frustrated guy walks into a bookstore and sees a book titled "101 Mating positions".

He buys it, brings it to his home, and opens it..

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

DAMN... it is a book on chess....

The Cricket Connection

If Hansie Cronje had ben Bangali, what would he be called?
.
.
.
.
.
He would be called HansieDa....i mean Hansda.

Lappy Jokes

What is the art of maintaining laptops called?
A) Vostro-shastra

What is the event of your laptop being stolen called?
A) Vostro-haran

What is the most favourite movie of frustrated Laptop users?
A) Dell to pagal hai

What do Dell salesmen tell their wives at night?
A) Hum Dell de chuke sanam

Door se uspe jo daali najariya

Lagi hamey, wo teekhi bijuriya

Par haye hamari Kismat phooti

Jab sar se uski ghoongat chhooti

Wo toh nikla Rakesh Khajuria :D :D :D

Chaminda Vaas Jokes

Q: What do you call it when Chaminda Vaas practices wizardry?
A: Vaas-tu Shaastra.

Q: What do you call it when he speaks utter nonsense?
A: Bak-Vaas.

Q: Is he present tense or past tense?
A: Past tense... Coz Chaminda 'Vaas' (Was)

Q: What does he use when he has dry skin?
A: Vaas-eline.

Q: What's it called when he gets horny?
A: Vaas-na

Q: What does he become when you stick a few flowers up his a**?
A: A flower-Vaas

Q: What happens to him when he dies?
A: Swarg-Vaas

Finally a poem dedicated to him...

Once a guy named Chaminda Vaas
Went to town riding a horse
The animal became horny
What followed was a bit corny
And Chammy came back with a sore a*se!

The Cap-tivating Joke

Say you have a Kin,
Who' very thin,
And he has a cap,
What's the cap called?
.
.
.
.
.
Well...well...its the thin-kin(g) cap
Voila!

Boy-Girl Talk

Boy: How about going to my place?
Girl: N0.
Boy: How about adding a W to that?

After his wedding night, Mr. Vaade Vaade was asked.. "kyu sir.... suhaag raat kaisi rahi?"

Vaade Vaade replied, "It was really an excellent presentation.. I give full marks!!"

The Dialogue

Imagine Konika n Fiona talking each other. Ahh..its not that hard to imagine, just think of a CR meeting.
Ok, so what would you call that?
A one way communication.
A two way communication.
A dialogue.
or What?
.
.
.
Still wondering..eh?
Ok. If we take Fiona as one (hindi main Ek).
Then Konika surly can be taken as Dedh...yeah dedh..struggling with hindi eh? its 1.5.
Now Ek aur Dedh bane Dhai..
Toh yeh dono hue "Dhai log"...err Dhailog...i mean Dialogue.

I will qive u a quo...

Mrs. Vade Vade ki Godh itne saalo ke shaadi ke baad bhi ab tak Sooni kyon hai?????????


Batao Batao ..................


Kyunki Vade Vade ke paas "Chhatri" humesha hota hai..

Oye PJ means pappe da joke

Once Sardarji was lying on a beach chair in Goa when a friendly neighbourhood Goanese asked him, "Cha Man! Relaxing Huh?"

Pappaji got enraged, stood on his chair and bellowed,

"Oye Khottya! Ntire of da Punjaab knows I am Kartaar Singh, not Relak Singh!"

Bolo Ta ra ra ra!!!

Kuldeep da Piyo

We all know Raghav Chhabra.
So imagine he gets married and has a child named Kuldeep.
What do we call him?
Kuldeep Chhabra...eh?
Hmm..
or K. Chhabra..
Hmm..
Now imagine spelling his name in Hindi
it becomes... क. छाब्बरा
What!!
क. छाब्बरा
कछा ब्बरा
ahh...कछा बरा

So it begins

Well, as a tribute the first joke goes for Nakul and mind you it won't be the last.

*************


Now, guess what! Nakul gets married. Yeah he will some day, I hope so. What happens is that his wife gets very irritated by his great bowel movements, as they were taking a lot of time off their honeymoon period

So she goes and consults an Astrologist, who then suggests a name change.
Guess what does he suggests!

He suggests to change the surname from Banga to Bangu.